Humor

So this has been bothering me for years now: Santa can’t possibly live and run his massive toy operation from the North Pole. It’s physically impossible. There is no land at the North Pole. If […]

I think if a cataclysmic hoopla upsets the Earth, and we’re thrown into a dystopian future, I’m going to claim a small bridge, set up my home there, and control the foot, horse, and other […]

FOXBOROUGH, MA (AP) – Bill Belichick announced this morning that the New England Patriots had signed eight celebrities to play the quarterback position for next week’s game against the Buffalo Bills. The unexpected move takes […]

MASERU, Lesotho (AP) – The International Olympic Committee has announced that the 2024 summer games will be held in Lesotho, a small landlocked nation in South Africa. Due to the overwhelming success of the 2016 […]

I think if aliens ever came down and captured me while I was walking to the store one night to buy a Snapple and told me to take them to my leader, I’d take them […]