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Frosty the Snowman is not a Christmas story.

December 27, 2017 Kevin 0

Frosty the Snowman is not a Christmas story. The guy is a magically-animated pile of snow. The only difference between Frosty and any other snowman is that a magical hat was placed upon his head. […]

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Why Santa Couldn’t Possibly Live at the North Pole

December 1, 2017 Kevin 0

So this has been bothering me for years now: Santa can’t possibly live and run his massive toy operation from the North Pole. It’s physically impossible. There is no land at the North Pole. If […]

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