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Frosty the Snowman is not a Christmas story.

December 27, 2017 Kevin 0

Frosty the Snowman is not a Christmas story. The guy is a magically-animated pile of snow. The only difference between Frosty and any other snowman is that a magical hat was placed upon his head. […]

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Why Santa Couldn’t Possibly Live at the North Pole

December 1, 2017 Kevin 0

So this has been bothering me for years now: Santa can’t possibly live and run his massive toy operation from the North Pole. It’s physically impossible. There is no land at the North Pole. If […]

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My Post-Apocalyptic Bridge

August 10, 2017 Kevin 0

I think if a cataclysmic hoopla upsets the Earth, and we’re thrown into a dystopian future, I’m going to claim a small bridge, set up my home there, and control the foot, horse, and other […]

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The Gingerbread Baker Missed the Point

June 7, 2017 Kevin 0

 I have some problems with the famous fairy tale, “The Gingerbread Man.” In it, an old woman makes a gingerbread man because she’s hungry, and as soon as he comes out of the oven, he […]

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The Rebels Deserved to Lose

May 17, 2017 Kevin 0

Is it just me, or in the original Star Wars movie, is this guy in the sentry cup totally useless or what? We know both the Imperial and Rebel fleets have advanced scanning technology that […]

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