Rants
Fuck This Election
So sometime early this morning I just decided that I don’t care about the US Presidential election anymore, and I feel really good right now. It’s like this giant weight has been taken off my […]
Rants
Humor
What the Universe Wants
You know how people say things like, “The Universe must have wanted this for me,” or “We’ll see what The Universe has in store?” I feel compelled to tell you – the Universe cares nothing […]
Rants
Legalize My Damned Fireworks
Apparently I can’t buy fireworks here in Massachusetts because I’m going to blow myself up. Perhaps before I was born in 1972 there was a rash of human explosions, but no matter how far back […]
Rants
It’s Hard To Be Nice Sometimes
Some time ago, a friend asked how much my publishing house would charge to sell her book club copies of my book, “Vikings, Vampires, and Mailmen.” She only needed about ten books. I decided to […]