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What the Universe Wants
You know how people say things like, “The Universe must have wanted this for me,” or “We’ll see what The Universe has in store?” I feel compelled to tell you – the Universe cares nothing […]
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Roger Goodell Announces There is “Probably” Extraterrestrial Life in Space
CAPE CANAVERAL (AP) – National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that there is probably extraterrestrial life in the Universe. He made the announcement here at Cape Canaveral at 1:04pm, hours after releasing the […]
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How To Properly Dispose of a Gross-Looking Bug
How To Properly Dispose of a Gross-Looking Bug Place a glass over the bug to trap it. Slide a piece of paper underneath the glass. Using duct tape, tape the piece of paper to the […]