How To Properly Dispose of a Gross-Looking Bug

How To Properly Dispose of a Gross-Looking Bug

1. Place a glass over the bug to trap it.
2. Slide a piece of paper underneath the glass.
3. Using duct tape, tape the piece of paper to the glass, making sure to go fully around the rim.
4. Continue taping the entire glass and piece of paper until only duct tape can be seen.
5. Place the glass in a bucket.
6. Fill the bucket with water.
7. Cover the bucket, and then wrap the entire bucket in duct tape until only duct tape can be seen.
8. Place the bucket into a 55-gallon drum.
9. Fill the drum with cement, cover, and wrap in duct tape until only duct tape can be seen.
10. Roll the drum into a 10-foot-deep hole in your backyard.
11. Fill the hole with gasoline and set on fire.
12. Repeatedly shoot the drum with a shotgun.
13. Fill the hole with cement.
14. Cover the cement with dirt.
15. Move to another state.