The Offices of Kevin Glennon

Drug Abuse

An Open Letter to Governor Charlie Baker

Governor Charles Baker Massachusetts State House 24 Beacon St, Boston, MA 02133 Your Honor, While I can appreciate your desire to help the people of Massachusetts lead healthier lives, I must protest that your decision [...]
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Who’s Building the Ridesharing Television Network?

If you jump into the back of a cab in New York City, chances are you’ll have a small television screen back there showing you ads and paid content. This technology was rolled out in [...]
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If You’re Using Agile, You’re Doing it Wrong.

Since I’m going to slam agile project management (APM), I figured I’d first be very clear: there are times when using agile is great. When you absolutely have to be the first to market with [...]
Humor

How Many Five-Year-Olds Can You Take in a Fight?

You’re standing in the center of a bright warehouse. There are no poles or structural support beams, nor is there any furniture or other items to grasp. Every fifteen seconds a random door opens from [...]
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Fans Are the Future

Fan fiction is nothing new. For decades people have written stories about their favorite movie and comic book characters, created their own t-shirts and merchandise, and developed their own role-playing groups and games. Modern technology, [...]

The Powerball Jackpot is Unreal

March 25, 2019 0

The Powerball jackpot has risen to a $750 million annuity, or if you choose, a one-time payout of $465.5 million. If you choose the cash option, after federal and Massachusetts state taxes, you’ll be left […]

What the Universe Wants

May 5, 2016 0

You know how people say things like, “The Universe must have wanted this for me,” or “We’ll see what The Universe has in store?” I feel compelled to tell you – the Universe cares nothing […]

My Post-Apocalyptic Bridge

August 10, 2017 0

I think if a cataclysmic hoopla upsets the Earth, and we’re thrown into a dystopian future, I’m going to claim a small bridge, set up my home there, and control the foot, horse, and other […]

Roger Goodell Announces There is “Probably” Extraterrestrial Life in Space

by Kevin in Humor 0

CAPE CANAVERAL (AP) – National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that there is probably extraterrestrial life in the Universe. He made the announcement here at Cape Canaveral at 1:04pm, hours after releasing the [...]