The Offices of Kevin Glennon

Drug Abuse

An Open Letter to Governor Charlie Baker

Governor Charles Baker Massachusetts State House 24 Beacon St, Boston, MA 02133 Your Honor, While I can appreciate your desire to help the people of Massachusetts lead healthier lives, I must protest that your decision [...]
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Who’s Building the Ridesharing Television Network?

If you jump into the back of a cab in New York City, chances are you’ll have a small television screen back there showing you ads and paid content. This technology was rolled out in [...]
Ad Industry

If You’re Using Agile, You’re Doing it Wrong.

Since I’m going to slam agile project management (APM), I figured I’d first be very clear: there are times when using agile is great. When you absolutely have to be the first to market with [...]
Humor

How Many Five-Year-Olds Can You Take in a Fight?

You’re standing in the center of a bright warehouse. There are no poles or structural support beams, nor is there any furniture or other items to grasp. Every fifteen seconds a random door opens from [...]
Ad Industry

Fans Are the Future

Fan fiction is nothing new. For decades people have written stories about their favorite movie and comic book characters, created their own t-shirts and merchandise, and developed their own role-playing groups and games. Modern technology, [...]

Roger Goodell Announces There is “Probably” Extraterrestrial Life in Space

May 7, 2015 0

CAPE CANAVERAL (AP) – National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that there is probably extraterrestrial life in the Universe. He made the announcement here at Cape Canaveral at 1:04pm, hours after releasing the […]

Legalize My Damned Fireworks

June 30, 2014 0

Apparently I can’t buy fireworks here in Massachusetts because I’m going to blow myself up. Perhaps before I was born in 1972 there was a rash of human explosions, but no matter how far back […]

Patriots to Feature Celebrity Quarterbacks October 2nd

September 23, 2016 0

FOXBOROUGH, MA (AP) – Bill Belichick announced this morning that the New England Patriots had signed eight celebrities to play the quarterback position for next week’s game against the Buffalo Bills. The unexpected move takes […]

How Many Five-Year-Olds Can You Take in a Fight?

by Kevin in Humor 1

You’re standing in the center of a bright warehouse. There are no poles or structural support beams, nor is there any furniture or other items to grasp. Every fifteen seconds a random door opens from [...]