PetSmart Giants

John Alpaugh
PetSmart, Inc.
Phoenix, AZ 85027

Dear John:

It’s been almost three years since the Fukushima nuclear plant started leaking radiation into the Pacific Ocean.  As you know, nuclear radiation is the #1 cause of giant kaiju monsters like Godzilla, Rodan, and Mothra.

Are you developing, or have you already developed products to service pet owners who may start adopting these creatures as soon as they start emerging from the sea?  I’d imagine it would be much better for everyone if we’re prepared to offer them loving homes, nutritious food, and safe toys right away, instead of letting them, say, destroy Seattle.

Sincerely,

Kevin Glennon
Quincy, MA 02171
e:    kevin@kevinglennon.com
t:     @kevinglennon
w:   www.kevinglennon.com

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