Mr. Peanut’s Lasik Surgery

Kraft Foods, Inc.
Northfield, Illinois 60093

Dear Kraft:

Now that medical science has come so far, why has Mr. Peanut not had lasik surgery yet?  It must be very expensive to have custom monocles made these days now that they’re so rare, isn’t it?

Also, I think Mr. Peanut needs a new shirt and jacket.  He’s got a very serious “muffin top” going on.


Kevin Glennon
Quincy, MA 02171
t:     @kevinglennon

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